Wednesday 4 September 2013

Lets Talk Brows !!!




There's a menace we need to deal with and it is a matter of National urgency. I'm talking about the brows or the massacre of it. You will not believe the things my eyes have seen, truth!




Ladies, now you all know we've all been guilty of sporting freaky looking brows at some point in our lives that was back in the days I was guilty too *straight face*

it still beats my imagination that, despite the number of MUAs saturating the society, i still see babes, as in original chics with samurai swords for brows or some hideous art project pasted in the brow area, some even have their brows joined in holy matrimony *jeez* Unibrow huh Tufiakwa!


 Here are some tips of life:
1. Madam, endeavour to mow the lawn every now and then. Yes, you pride yourself in never having allowed a razor touch your brows. Hmmmmm, whilst this is a major achievement and we all congratulate you on this milestone, please remember that you're not Samson, so again I say endeavour! Even if you don't want to pencil the brows, please keep them well manicured.

2. Sister, black pencil isn't the way forward, and I remember when a client asked me to use red pencils on her brows *hot tears*" Smh, let's not even try to be funny. Please I know you want people to gree when they see you, but as for brows, let's channel our inner Michelangelo spirit to colour brown.nobody wants to see your coloured brows pls . (Dark brown or light brown depending on your skin tone)

3. Brethren, your brows should live in separate apartments divided by that bridge called the nose bridge. Yes we know you're hairy, but you need to separate the twins, and you don't need expensive surgical tools for this operation. A pair of tweezers will do just fine.

4. My good sister,it will interest you to know that the law of gravity applies to brows too  whatever goes up must come down, pls don't let your brows go up up up, let them come down at some point and this point is called the arch a little above your brow bone

5. Finally, no matter what you're going through in life; heartbreaks, emotional trauma from breaking your french tips, anger, temporary 'skoin skoin', pls, pls and pls, don't take it out on the brows, never, never, NEVER ever in your life shave off all your brows, haba! The brows have done nothing to deserve that kind of treatment biko.

6. Get a professional to shapen your brows for you and stick to that pattern.

7. Fill in area that hair were over removed with a pencil with light feathery strokes or get an eyebrow filler!

8. Maintain the shape the pro did for you and then practise practise practise!!!!!!!



Till my next post beauties............

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